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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Going viral on Twitch:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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