Commentary:
Switching from summer goth to autumn goth like a true seasonal fashionista! 🖤🍂👗
Funny seasonal change quotes
It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.
Commentary:
"Guess everyone's resolutions are to avoid leftover fruitcake! 🥳🎄🎊"
Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.
Commentary:
"Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧"
Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.
Commentary:
"Putting away the Christmas tree is like breaking up with December for cats 😿🎄 It's a tree-mendous loss in their feline festive fun!"
In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fall equinox: the perfect excuse to blame the changing season for our moody behavior! 🍂❄️ Embracing our inner darkness while blaming it on the stars? Brilliant move, my friend, embrace the chill vibes and mysterious aura! 😂"
Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.
Commentary:
"Who needs New Year's resolutions when you have spring rolls to look forward to? 🍣 Time to chase away the winter blues with some delicious rolls! 💪😋"
Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.
Commentary:
Ah, the infamous mud season – nature's way of reminding us that we are no match for its power! 😂🌧️ Who knew a simple combination of water, dirt, and poor flooring choices could wreak such havoc on hearts, minds, and interior decor? Here's to hoping our carpets survive this muddy apocalypse! 🙏🏽🤣 #MudSeasonStruggles
Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.
Commentary:
When the summer folks are down, my spirit does the Macarena! 🕺🌞🎉