It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:No pizza, no entrance! My door has standards ππͺπ Related funny posts π€ Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry. If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.