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Clever, humorous text about pizza and door-answering expectations.

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Commentary:
No pizza, no entrance! My door has standards πŸ•πŸšͺπŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, answer, delivery, door, food, Funny, hands, humor, joke, people, pizza, think, visitor on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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