I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys. … Commentary:"😂 Looks like we've found the VIPs for her next 'moron' convention! 🏆🎉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong. You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up. Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows. My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again. The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”