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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”