Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess we all secretly aspire to be a billionaire’s unofficial defense attorney! 💼💸😂 Related funny posts 🤝 I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky. No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes. When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something. Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man. We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.