Commentary:
YouTube ads must think I'm in the market for a yacht and a PhD in astrophysics… because clearly, they know what I need better than I do! 🚤🤓🎓
Funny moron quotes
You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.
Commentary:
This guy on Oxy got the brain cells on vacation mode 🧠🛌😂
The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.
Commentary:
"Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"
I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.
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Commentary:
"😂 Looks like we've found the VIPs for her next 'moron' convention! 🏆🎉"
Muting morons is good for your health.
Commentary:
"Silencing the nonsense to keep the sanity ✌️😜 Remember, a mute button a day keeps the headaches away! 🤫🧠 #MuteTheMorons"
It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.
Commentary:
"🤣 Oh, what a plot twist! Turns out her knight wasn't shining but was just a dull 'tin' man in disguise! 🤪 That's like ordering a gourmet meal and getting a fast-food flop instead! 🍔 Lesson learned: always check under the armor for any hidden tinfoil! 🔍😂"
The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.
Commentary:
When you mix too many morons, you end up with a critical mass of hilarity 🤦♂️🤣🔬
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.
Commentary:
Looks like the universe is mostly made up of morons 😜🌌 Better watch out for those cosmic clowns!