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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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Too true! Nothing like dancing through the aisles of the hardware store, groovin’ to the sound of hammers and wrenches 🕺🔨😄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, age, aging, club, hardware, hardware store, humor, i, lifestyle, preference, social, social activity, store, where on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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