I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. Iβm considering that overtime. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Working 24/7, even in my dreams! Can I get paid in sleep next time? π΄πΌβ¨ Related funny posts π€ My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay. Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much. Donβt hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom. Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job. Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.