Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! ππ₯π· Related funny posts π€ βTwister 3β should be told from a cowβs POV. Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk. Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus. Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder. Iβm not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, letβs take a second look.