Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.
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  • There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.
  • May your coffee kick in, before reality does.
  • A bad relationship can ruin a good song.
  • Not texting back is only ok when I do it.