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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.