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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.