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Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

May 29, 2026

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

May 29, 2026

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

May 28, 2026

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

May 28, 2026

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

May 26, 2026

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

May 24, 2026

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

May 23, 2026

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

May 21, 2026