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🌳 When life gives you a gay son, it’s time to make the family tree fabulous with fruity flair! 🍎🌈
Funny gay quotes
I always thought the Pink Panther solved mysteries or some shit, but he’s just this gay dude who bothers people.
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Who knew the Pink Panther was just out here living his best life and causing mayhem instead of solving crimes? 🕵️♂️✨😹
Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.
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🏝️🌈 "Survival or serving looks, that's the new dilemma!" 😂
If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.
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Guess I need to work on my swagger then! 😎✨
Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.
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Didn't know my workout playlist could change my orientation! 🎶🏋️♂️🌈
Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.
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That moment when your fabulous friend suddenly wants a long-term lease on your personal real estate! 🤔😂🏡
Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.
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"Gay? Oh no, that's so last season! It's all about being a fabulous person of rainbow now! 🏳️🌈✨ Who needs just one color when you can have a whole rainbow, right? 🌈😂 #TasteTheRainbow"
White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.
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"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"
If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.
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"Oh, you mean I missed out on a personal stylist this whole time?! 😂👗🌈 #ParentingPriorities"
Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.
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😂🍿 "I'm just here for the free dinner theater performance in the kitchen!" 🍝🎭