Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my life just hit the two-ply speed zone! π½π§»π Related funny posts π€ The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper. I would like even faster food. I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though. People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable. You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.