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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.