funny suspicion quotes - Wordgag

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

May 21, 2026

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

May 19, 2026

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

May 18, 2026

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Mar 30, 2026

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Mar 30, 2026

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Mar 30, 2026

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Mar 25, 2026

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Mar 25, 2026