Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Even my left hand is confused about this culinary adventure π³π€π€£ Related funny posts π€ Isnβt it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’ I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. Iβm rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be. The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you. I donβt always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.