Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when Iβm tired and want to leave the party. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Turning 'party pooper' into a whole new experience! πππ " Related funny posts π I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging. You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k. Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.