Mentally, Iām in a forest screaming. Physically, Iām answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Balancing my inner Tarzan with my outer office zombie life! š¤Ŗš¦š§ Related funny posts š My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do. My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children. Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass. All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.