Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Balancing my inner Tarzan with my outer office zombie life! 🤪🦍📧 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone. You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands. I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation. The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life. 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”