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When you're looking for a soulmate and trying to dodge a sanity grenade 😂🔍💘🚫💥
13 Funny mentally quotes
What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?
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When your brain's ready to party but your body's already in pajamas mode 😴🎉😅
Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.
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Family gatherings are just therapy sessions with snacks 🍪🤪🛋️
Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.
Commentary:
When fake laughter workouts become part of the job description 🤣💼🤦♂️
“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”
Commentary:
Ah, the best kind of mental health break: cold air and zero thinking required! 🆒❄️😎
Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.
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Balancing my inner Tarzan with my outer office zombie life! 🤪🦍📧
You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?
Commentary:
"When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵💫😍 #BeautyOverload"
Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.
Commentary:
Well, if we're on Twitter like Jesus, does that mean we're spreading the digital version of salvation in 280 characters or less? 🙏📱 Just think of retweets as miracles and hashtags as blessings! 😄 #TwitterJesus #DigitalDiscipleship
Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.
Commentary:
"Looks like we're stuck in a never-ending loop of pointing fingers 🤷♂️ At least we have a 50/50 chance of ending up in therapy 🤪👉👈"
I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.
Commentary:
"Who needs boring when you can be mentally spicy! 🌶️🧠 Stay flavorful, my friends! 😜"