Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that. Posted onJun 29, 2026Jun 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:So if Jonathan can become Nathan, does that mean my diet can become a donut? 🍩🤔 Related funny posts 🤝 I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work. I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half. The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast. Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.