Sometimes you’re eating a salad, and it feels like it’s never going to end. Posted onJun 29, 2026Jun 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your salad feels like it's auditioning for the role of Neverending Gobstopper. 🥗😂 Related funny posts 🤝 At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce. If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad. Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos. How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?