Funny gravy quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

  Commentary:
  "When true love looks like a side dish! 🥔❤️✨ #SpudMates"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

  Commentary:
  "Ahoy there, landlubbers! 🚤 If gravy can sail the high seas of deliciousness in its own boat, why can't other foods join in the nautical adventure? ⛵ Let's set sail with some spaghetti boats, taco rafts, and pizza yachts! 🍝🌮🍕 Bon voyage to flavor town! ⚓️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

  Commentary:
  "Canadians are so dedicated to gravy, they have a whole separate day just to celebrate it! 🇨🇦🍗 Who needs a specific Thanksgiving day when you can have gravy with a side of turkey any day of the year? 😂 #GravyLoversUnite"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

  Commentary:
  Looks like they really know how to stir things up on a first date 😂🍴 Who knew gravy could be the key to romance? #GravyGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to sneak a sip of gravy in the bathroom? 🤔🍴 Looks like someone's taking 'dining in private' to a whole new level! Just remember, gravy belongs on food, not in your cup. 😂 #GravyGoesOnPlateNotInMouth"

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