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As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

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I know, right? My "Strangers Offering Free Drugs" punch card is still completely blank! πŸ˜…πŸ¬πŸš«

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged child, childhood, drug, drugs, expectation, free, free drug, humor, i, impression, much, reality, stranger, strangers, times on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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