My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Posted onSep 22, 20234 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke. Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for? Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny. My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.