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When you know your step count is already too low, so you turn shopping into a full cardio session 😅🛒👟
Funny indecision quotes
If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.
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When life puts you on expert mode, but you can't find the 'save game' option 🤪🎮🔄
I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.
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Guess my master plan to avoid jogging just leaked! 🤦♂️🏃♂️💨
I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.
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Sounds like I'm living in the Netflix original series: Procrastination and Chill 📺🍟🛋️
Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.
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The real struggle is deciding whether to become a professional napper or a full-time snack enthusiast 🤔🛌🍟
My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.
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Cart collector in training 🛒😂 Just call me the window shopping champion! 🏆✨
I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”
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😂 Oh, I totally get it! "Let me look into it" is just corporate speak for "Let me find a nice way to runaway from this request!" 🏃♂️💨📞x
After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.
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"Spent 6 hours in a serious 'think tank' only to realize I was just fishing in a puddle! 🧠🤔🐟😂"
Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.
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"Has anyone checked the statistics on 'Food Decision Paralysis' fatalities? 🤔💀 It's a risky business, folks! Remember, a well-fed group is a happy group…or at least a group that's too busy eating to argue! 🍔🍕🌮 #TheStruggleIsReal"