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Just imagine the dramatic pause before deciding if the ice cream is worth it 🍦💸🛒
Funny consumer behavior quotes
If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.
Commentary:
I guess men want to be exclusive and women want to be in the club! 😂🙋♀️🙋♂️ #TrendsettersVsTrailblazers
My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.
Commentary:
Cart collector in training 🛒😂 Just call me the window shopping champion! 🏆✨
I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.
Commentary:
"Who needs a storage unit when you can just hoard shopping carts from Aldi? 🛒🤣 Clearly, this person is taking 'retail therapy' to a whole new level! What's next, a shopping cart castle in the backyard? ♛🏰"
It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.
Commentary:
Why settle for drama-free diamonds when the thrill of human misery adds that extra je ne sais quoi? 😂💎🔍