funny consumer behavior quotes - Wordgag

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

May 19, 2026

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

May 18, 2026

If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

Apr 1, 2026

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Mar 30, 2026

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Mar 26, 2026