My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆" Related funny posts 🤝 My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right? I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.