My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like your twin won the secret sibling lottery! 🎉🎈😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them. Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird. Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle. She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.