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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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That's one way to break up with someone even before your first coffee date! ☕🔮😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, breakup, girlfriend, humor, i, joke, left, love, me, met, once, prediction, psychic, relationship on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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