I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to break up with someone even before your first coffee date! โ๐ฎ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Coffee doesnโt even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee. “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning. Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you. If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.