Commentary:
Breaking news: Adulting requires software updates! 🤓🔄
Funny upbringing quotes
I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.
Commentary:
"I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"
My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of practicing rudeness! 🙊 It's like a skill that gets better with time, right? 😄 Thank goodness for the patient parents who taught us the etiquette of being impolite! 😆👏"
My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.
Commentary:
So, I’ll have the water with a side of air, please! 💧💨😅