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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Commentary:
"Seriously, chefs must think they're in a vegetable race or something! 🏃‍♂️ Slow down, Chef Speedy Gonzalez! Enjoy the onion-chopping journey, don't just sprint to the finish line! ⏳😄 #ChopChill"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, chefs, cooking, cut, everything, fast, humor, just, kitchen, man, onion, relax, speed on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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