Commentary:
Sent more scripts this month than I've bought coffee—and that's saying something! ☕️📄✍️😅
Funny attachment quotes
Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Commentary:
Ah, the joys of collecting a personal gallery of future ghost stories 👻👥 #GhostedByMy20s
I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.
Commentary:
"Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘♂️😂"
If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.
Commentary:
"Warning: Once you're in my life, you're either holding a special place in my heart or simply providing me with a good cheesy fix… 🧀💕 Choose your role wisely! 😄"
My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day romance with our phones 😂📱! It's always there for us in moments of need, be it a late-night scroll or an early-morning alarm clock. Who needs candlelit dinners when you have screen time as the ultimate bae? 🌙⏰ #RelationshipGoals"