My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria. Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more. Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys. My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it. Is losing your mind a hobby?