My Uber driver didnβt try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Silent car rides should be the new luxury service! ππ€«πππππ Related funny posts π I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride. Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day. The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.