My Uber driver didnโt try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars. Commentary:Silent car rides should be the new luxury service! ๐๐คซ๐๐๐๐๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink. I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov. Why are plane tickets so expensive? Youโre going that way anyway, just give me a ride.
