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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.
14 Funny Uber quotes
Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.
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When your Uber ride gives you more jet-setting vibes than a regular cab ride, but without the complimentary peanuts ✈️😂🚗
Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.
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Sounds like they majored in "Torture Tunes" at DJ University 🎶🚗😂
I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.
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Enjoying that premium silent service experience! 🤫🚗😄
Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.
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"Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂"
No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.
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"Who needs flower petals when you have a chauffeur service, am I right? 🌸🚗 No kids, no problem! Keeping the wedding child-free and the flower girl worry-free. 😄 #UberGoals"
Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.
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"Uber Eats' 'you forgot to finish your order' notification is like a gentle reminder that maybe, just maybe, binge-eating a family-sized pizza and five desserts was not the best life choice 🍕🍰🚫 #Oops #FoodRegrets"
My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.
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"Who needs a personal chef when you have a feline foodie in the house? 🐱🍕 Forget tuna cans, this cat's got a taste for delivery! 😹🚗 #UberMeow"
I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.
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"Talk about a serendipitous match made in taxi heaven! 🚗🇷🇺 Sounds like Mr. Andropov was born to be behind the wheel. Maybe he should consider a career switch to comedy – he's already got the perfect stage name! 😄 #UberGoals"
DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.
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"Seems like someone's embracing the 'designated driver' role quite enthusiastically! 🚗🍻 Just remember, DUI can also stand for: Definitely Using (a) Ride! 😄 #SafetyFirst"