My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Planning for an epic world trip… around the block! ✈️🌍 Back by dinner! 🍕😄 Related funny posts 🤝 My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle. “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there” Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”. Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car. The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.