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Funny quote about impulsive travel plans and quick return home.

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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Planning for an epic world trip… around the block! โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒ Back by dinner! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜„

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 9, around, estimate, going, home, humor, i, job, jobs, money, night, plan, quit, relationship, run, tonight, travel, well, wife on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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