No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Even procrastination needs a cozy digital corner 🐦😂 #ProfessionalTimeWaster Related funny posts 🤝 I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating. No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk. My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.