None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.