Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Congratulations on achieving peak banana management! 🍌🏆 #FruitNinja" Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do. Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year. Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived. Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud. Smile like a monkey with a new banana.