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Chasing my soulmate with a frying pan, because love should be an adventure! 😹🥳💕
20 Funny serious quotes
You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.
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When you level up from Fisher-Price to Edward Scissorhands! ✂️😂✂️
Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.
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If my bank account is a joke, I'm still waiting for the punchline 😂💸
My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.
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When you think you're being summoned for a family board meeting, but it's actually a secret candy operation 🍫🤫😂
Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.
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A man posting relationship pics? That's like spotting a unicorn in the wild! 🦄📸
Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.
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Sounds like someone needs a corporate witness protection program 😂🕵️♂️ #NoSnitchingInTheOffice
Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.
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Guess they'll have to find new wedding songs and learn the woeful art of meme-mourning! 💍❌😂
Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?
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Fashionably late to the office—because clocks are just a suggestion! ⏰😅✌️
I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.
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Sounds like my superpower is "Procrastination Man" swooping in right before the clock runs out! ⏰🦸♂️📚
Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for a romantic comedy 🍿😂 Just make sure to add a lot of plot twists and maybe a "lost in translation" moment for good measure! 💌📉