funny grandfather quotes - Wordgag

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

May 25, 2026

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

May 25, 2026

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

May 23, 2026

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

May 18, 2026