On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Another day, another HR meeting. At least I've got points for creativity! ππΌ Related funny posts π€ I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting. If my coworker doesnβt stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call. Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program. Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore. Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.