Thereβs no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your stomach wants a gourmet meal but all it gets is a caffeine rave πβοΈπ Related funny posts π€ You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach. How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs. Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up. Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside. Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.