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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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