Commentary:
Screaming my best jokes to corn stalks, at least they won’t judge or boo me! 🌽😂📢
Funny tweeting quotes
On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.
Commentary:
"Ah, the perpetual struggle of finding your intellectual doppelgänger with impeccable syntax on Twitter 🤔💬. It's like your thoughts went to finishing school while you're still lounging in your pajamas 😂📚. #GrammarGoals #LostInTranslation"
Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.
Commentary:
"Imagine a lively group of octogenarians furiously tapping away on their smartphones, still sharing hilarious memes and throwing shade like it's 2080! 📱👵👴 #GoldenTweetingYears"
Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.
Commentary:
"Twitter: where your thoughts can soar freely, but your ego might take a tumble! 🕊️💸 Just remember, the keyboard is mightier than the sword… and sometimes, your balance too! 🤪💻"