Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Level up achieved! ๐ Next quest: The fridge invasion! ๐ช๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ค The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like โSlimelordโ and โGlunkfather,โ based on how dirty your clothes are. Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat. I love you to the refrigerator and back. Iโm sorry I didnโt text you back. Iโm really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok. The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.