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"Ah, a solidarity cry in the produce aisle 🍎👶 Sometimes you just need to let it all out, even if it's over expired yogurt and long checkout lines! Hang in there, little buddy, adulthood hits hard! 😂"

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

75 shares on Threads this month:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

51 shares on Messenger this month:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Just shared via Reddit:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Just landed via Reddit:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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