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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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Updated

Jan 11, 2026

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Trending via WeChat:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Making waves on WeChat:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

Going viral on Discord:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Breaking via X:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Trending via Instagram:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Broadcasted on X:

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

2 months ago

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The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

1 month ago

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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

6 months ago

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

2 months ago

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Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

2 months ago

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I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

4 months ago

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93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

83 shares on X this month:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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Shared recently on Twitch:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Making waves on Discord:

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

Going viral on Slack:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Spotted on Slack:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Spotted on Discord:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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