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Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Playful text about a humorous job joke referencing the fetal position.
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Congrats on finding a position that's truly flexible! 🥳😴🍼

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